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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I passed up a trip to Virginia with my dad so I would not fail school. Now my brother gets to go to colonial Jamestown. I am a history nut. FML

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Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:09

Think of it this way...when you graduate from school, you'll have a degree...which will make it easier to get a job, and earn money...which you can then use to finance your own special trip to Colonial Jamestown. Your brother on the other hand...

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Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:09

Think of it this way...when you graduate from school, you'll have a degree...which will make it easier to get a job, and earn money...which you can then use to finance your own special trip to Colonial Jamestown. Your brother on the other hand...

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