Health: Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks...

I know how u feel I've only had 2 xrays and it was bc of clumsyness. The first one was bc I dropped a table on my toe than 3 months later I tripped over something and snaked my foot on my bed frame and broke my pinkie toe:P

RandomNchic 1

Friday 1 April 2011 5:23

nice ... lol

BeanPole329 0

Friday 1 April 2011 5:25

sucks man

shakeTHEworld 12

Friday 1 April 2011 6:02

I think it was self-harming. o_O

islandcarrie 2

Friday 1 April 2011 10:40

gotta hate those days. My toes are almost always bloody because i am forever stubbing them

Krilleee 5

Friday 1 April 2011 11:33

been there done that...

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