Miscellaneous: Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

By uHazFailedTotall - 03/03/2010 21:18 - Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 22:30

my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.

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UberFail79 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

...while someone was using it.

orangesodaftw 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:10

How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.

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Jamkid 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 19:29

gross FYL

magical_unicorn 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 22:41

wowzaks 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 5:17

ummm… JUST PULL IT OFF YOUR FACE!!!!! it is probably yours anyways.

luluk854ever 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 22:14

iitd be awesome to kno how u mansged that lol

ncvolley123 8

Wednesday 21 July 2010 0:50

where they blueberry flavored, like in JUNO?

Wazilla 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 0:11

maybe she fell on the sidewalk

TheAngryKitten 0

Friday 3 December 2010 16:56

HYU PHAIL!

thatsucksdouble 0

Friday 18 March 2011 16:20

win

Aster_fml 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 14:11

lol

PulselCie 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 5:14

Can we say, "Failure"?

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