Love, Money, Health and Transportation: Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by...

By Fayetale - 27/08/2018 18:30 - Germany

Today, I lost my Job, got in a car accident, and got dumped by my now ex-boyfriend because he is madly in love with my stepsister. I hope this day doesn't get worse. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 19 August 2018 3:14

Does your step sister reciprocate? Or is she going to help you get revenge?

Charlie Given 26

Monday 27 August 2018 19:10

Yup that's definitely a shitty day 😒

BigSloppyMeowMix 9

Monday 27 August 2018 19:12

The musical.ly ads are super cringey.

Notamusedanymore 17

Monday 27 August 2018 20:14

Murphy’s law can be a bitch.

EggyDogger 13

Monday 27 August 2018 21:00

It really do be like that sometimes

GIJoefan 6

Monday 27 August 2018 21:27

Well they say that good or bad things happen in threes. And since that was three bad things, there shouldn’t be anymore.

acmariner99 25

Monday 27 August 2018 23:53

Things could always be worse

Peter Hachmeister 3

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:55

I don't think it can get worse

auroravixen 12

Tuesday 28 August 2018 0:57

i doubt it they say bad luck sometimes comes in three

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Today, I handed out 20 resumes to a variety of stores. To my delight, I got a phone call the same day. Unfortunately, they weren't calling about a job, they were informing me on my resume it says, "I have a dick." All thanks to my boyfriend, who thought it would be hilarious. FML

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Today, my mom tried to worm her way back into my life by manipulating my brother into doing the dirty work for her. I pretended to swallow the bullshit and invited her over, just so I could slam the door in her face. My brother says I went too far, like he somehow forgot what a shit mom she was. FML

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