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alf - 27/10/2008 02:34 - France

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

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Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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shitfaced - 18/09/2015 17:30 - Netherlands - Sassenheim

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Poor me

Anonymous - 10/11/2019 03:00

Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML

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Magic moments

youmakemesick - - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML

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notsober - 20/03/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

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jimbop - 23/05/2009 17:48 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling in bed with my girlfriend after a night of heavy drinking. She rolled towards me, looked me in the eyes and sweetly said, "I love you". Her morning breath was so bad that I had to jump up and rush to the bathroom to vomit, leaving a trail along the way. FML

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hamboneghost - 24/02/2015 19:02 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I greeted my girlfriend with a spinning hug. She got motion sickness and threw up all over me. FML

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Anonymous - 22/05/2020 20:00

Today, while picking up my extremely drunk girlfriend from a party, she insisted on attempting to make out with me. She threw up in my mouth mid-kiss. FML

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Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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Anonymous - 23/04/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, due to nervousness, I threw up while proposing to my girlfriend. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2009 15:15

tic tac is your friend

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Thursday 5 February 2009 11:20

That sucks my friend...maybe she just had a stomic bug.....

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Saturday 15 March 2014 19:45

Maybe she was sick.

DeadPixel4 29

Sunday 23 March 2014 22:05

Probs just bad breath. That always ruins a kiss

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Saturday 12 April 2014 4:23

I don't know or care why she vomited, I'm just sincerely sorry for that.

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Sunday 24 August 2014 4:22

I can't believe I am reading old FMLs on a Friday night, but here I am. I have this problem too. When I get very excited I sometimes throw up from anxiety. I have to tell every person I am romantically interested in that I might puke, but that it has nothing to do with them....awkward, every time.

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Wednesday 21 January 2015 2:32

in fairness, it was probably a panic attack! don't worry! 0u0

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Thursday 10 September 2015 0:52

Like Stan on South Park. Hopefully it was something she ate or getting over a cold

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