Love: Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman...

By I knew it! - 02/11/2018 17:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I woke up to 6 missed calls. I called back to find a woman asking how I know her boyfriend after seeing our texts. I told her he's been my boyfriend for 4 months, and she told me he's been hers for over a year. He vehemently denied knowing who I am as I spoke, even with obvious proof. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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By althornton2462 - 12/10/2015 00:27 - United States - Hudson

Today, I messaged the guy I've been seeing for 4 months, referring to him as my boyfriend. His response? "I didn't realize you had a boyfriend." FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 20:01

Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:23

Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.

coolmike699 26

Friday 2 November 2018 23:27

That's a Shaggy situation.

Comments

hpand 5

Friday 2 November 2018 22:32

I wonder who is his first preference.

julfunky 29

Friday 2 November 2018 22:54

It’s safe to say the one he wasn’t denying he knew.

PenguinPal3017 19

Saturday 3 November 2018 6:35

What other option did he have? "This girl in your phone says you're her boyfriend." "I don't know you!"

ThatGuy9679 13

Saturday 3 November 2018 13:22

That's probably only because he was physically with the other girl, if he was with op at the time of phone call I have a feeling he would say the same thing about the other girl

coolmike699 26

Friday 2 November 2018 23:27

That's a Shaggy situation.

whiskey'swino 15

Saturday 3 November 2018 3:23

Jerk. At least you only invested four months, she lost a year on a lying loser.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 3 November 2018 13:06

Hopefully he now has NO girlfriends.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 3 November 2018 16:11

I hope you both dumped his ass.

kenken5 16

Sunday 4 November 2018 0:02

This actually happened to me once. I was dating a guy for about a month before I found out he already had a girlfriend of a few months. He completely denied it to here saying I was crazy and we only met once when I had proof and she still believed him. I think he was also still dating another girl I knew who he told me he had broken up with right before we started dating. A few months later she got in contact with me again and told me she broke up with him. Lying bastard deserves no one.