Health Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget...

chelsea - 07/03/2011 22:23

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

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pickle - 20/09/2019 06:01

Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML

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Stressed out

Jocelyn - 18/02/2019 12:00

Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML

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xXx - 16/10/2009 08:20 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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New, from Goop

Anonymous - - United States

Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML

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Curled out

lashless - 22/05/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML

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CPN - 14/03/2009 14:55 - United States

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

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Make up tutorial

Bunni - - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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Shaz - 24/08/2019 06:18 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML

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CantBlink - - United States - Jersey City

Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML

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idiot - 04/01/2013 10:13 - Sweden

Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML

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Southerndatageek 2

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:06

aww that's just sad

ohrlynow 9

Tuesday 8 March 2011 9:09

It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.

ohiostate6588 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 4:22

been there, done that, sweetie

ifetayo 2

Sunday 15 July 2012 3:21

What type of mascara are you using?

kezzamumma 3

Thursday 8 November 2012 14:27

So wash it with water, yeah?

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Wednesday 13 February 2013 0:53

You're supposed to take your make-up off before sleeping. Mostly because - apparently - it could make your eyelashes fall out. Or something. But I consider this another good reason for that.