Love Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and... - FML

arekusa - 23/06/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

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Carnival of Disasters
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anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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The mask slips

Anonymous - 23/12/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML

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Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Mama Bear

Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Gold digger

Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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Corruption

fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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Prejudice

howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.

NecroParade 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).

hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:37

i hate judgmental people

the_gabe254 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:44

ha ha ha. it's cause you're stealing her baby. it's one of those ridiculous motherly tendencies.

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Thursday 23 June 2011 18:30

and now you think she's a bitch. you're about even.

trintiy1884 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

HAHAHA!!! join the club!!! ive been with my bf for over a yr and none of his family knows me, but all hate me bc im not italian!!! AWESOME!! so they're "wanting" to meet me finally so they can be "right" isnt gonna happen and i told him that if and when it does, its on my terms, and they piss me off i'll arrest them for slander

mason456 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:18

Would you rather her be too optimistic and expect the best? Now you have a chance to look good.

guywithhead 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:28

that's in-laws for ya. or something.

dracogirl3 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:45

been there had to deal with that. it's hell

meganbrooke69 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:28

wow you can't judge a book by it's cover

justbigbs 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:02

WELCOME TO NEW YORK

lisha88 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:18

when u meet her charm her u can change her mind about you she might even love you

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Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

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Today, I learned that Guru Tugginmypudha was right, two elephants humping is the ultimate distraction, as in, when two elephants started humping during my kids' trip to the zoo, a mad crowd of idiots rushed to watch, and somewhere in the middle of it all I clearly felt a pickpocket steal my wallet. FML

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Today, I was trying to relax on the beach after a stressful day, just to overhear a bunch of kids near me start fighting over who pooped in the hole they'd dug in the sand. FML

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Today, a guy took me on a date to McDonald’s. I smiled, but told him politely that I don’t eat fast food. He called me a stuck-up snob and a high maintenance gold digger who didn’t deserve him. I’m neither. I have IBS and greasy food sets me off. I had to walk home. FML

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Today, it's been half a year that I've been having panic attacks whenever I close my eyes and go to sleep. I wake up everyday feeling guilty for not starting my work ahead of time. All throughout the day, I try to keep on working until night, because whenever I try to sleep, take a break, listen to music, or watch a series, I feel guilty. FML

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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