Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into...

By ironwoman23 - 28/03/2015 00:23 - United States - East Alton

Today, I discovered that when my mom can't sleep, she comes into my room and reads my text messages. FML

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ironwoman23 10

Saturday 28 March 2015 15:12

I do have a password! She makes me give it to her. Now I know why.. And to those asking I found out by waking up to her next to me on my phone, then quickly running out of my room

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feven 32

Saturday 28 March 2015 14:29

I hope you had a long talk...Talk about invasion of privacy.

Space_Teddy 29

Saturday 28 March 2015 14:30

Sounds like you two need to have a serious talk about privacy. and it might be a good idea to put a password on your phone for in the future

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HorrorJr 26

Friday 17 July 2015 12:57

Give her a wrong password every time she asks cuz **** her

vitjoey4 14

Wednesday 17 February 2016 3:04

That's why you delete texts

GUYMAINE 16

Saturday 3 November 2018 6:42

If you ever get a safe let me know

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