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By Nice - 13/06/2016 14:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to try to be more romantic with my boyfriend, so whilst he was sleeping I planned to climb into bed and wake him up with a blowjob. As I got onto the bed he rolled over and let out a huge fart.
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kitkatmiaow 21

Blow jobs are not 'romantic'

That'd be a no to the surprise *******. Better luck next time.

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That'd be a no to the surprise *******. Better luck next time.

kitkatmiaow 21

Blow jobs are not 'romantic'

Obviously you've never seen a Broadway musical South Park style.

If you were trying to be romantic, you should have woken him up with bacon!

...Is surprising someone with a ******* not rape? Unless consent was given beforehand, I'm a bit bothered by the fact that you were essentially planning on raping your husband (yes, a married woman can rape her husband).

A body at rest wants to stay at rest -newton