Miscellaneous: Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his...

By MonCoiffeurAdoré - 28/06/2012 02:43

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

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legitkitty 11

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Complain to the manager and get something free! :D

mpj13 8

Thursday 28 June 2012 9:02

Someone is not getting a tip

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jpqm32 3

Saturday 14 July 2012 21:31

You complained right.

modisoul 5

Saturday 21 July 2012 8:04

I hope you didn't pay him

ganjagirl84 2

Thursday 20 March 2014 14:27

Get that jerk fired pronto!

DaLiquer 20

Monday 5 May 2014 16:51

What a douche!

leNada 17

Friday 7 November 2014 19:21

His life must suck by now.

Sista92359 24

Sunday 21 December 2014 1:53

Well Atleast he was washing It inside of drying it, the spit would dry in your hair if he was drying it with a hair dryer..

malachite1357 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 1:11

I hope you complained to the manager or boss or something, he shouldn't just get away with that. What a great stylist.

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