Love: Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave...

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

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Today, my girlfriend told me that the necklace I gave her wasn't a "unique enough gift." I spent two weeks making that necklace, link by link. FML

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By lame - 20/10/2009 14:04 - United States

Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML

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Today, after buying my girlfriend a $700 bracelet for Christmas, I hinted that I wanted a pair of Oakleys. She told me I shouldn't get her anything and that I should expect even less. FML

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By Chrissy - 08/02/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By flyakite29 - 20/07/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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By manhood fading away - 25/12/2016 20:24 - United Kingdom - Heckmondwike

Today, because it was our first Christmas as a couple, I was careful to get my girlfriend what I considered to be a very thoughtful gift. She opened it, took one look at it, made a face like I'd just kicked a puppy, and told me that in future it would be better if I just gave her money so she could buy her own presents. FML

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By paperbagforever - 01/11/2023 20:00

Today, the girl I have feelings for gave me a really thoughtful handmade gift. She apologized for not buying something. I meant to tell her it’s worth more than anything, or priceless, but my mouth instead said, “It’s worthless." FML

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ollie179 21

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:38

Get her something nice, she's angry. Get her something shit or nothing, she's angry. You can't win.

Antoine_Dodson 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:37

Bitches be crazy.

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RockstarRN 10

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:45

Women! Never happy! Except me :))

crw817 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 10:03

sparklecherry 4

Wednesday 5 October 2011 15:01

You're stupid.

cjobrien7 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:29

You suck. Stop commenting

btnhdude 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:48

Take advantage of this? Tell her you're getting her something she can't top. Ngeheheheh.

Silentshdw13 22

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:48

Ask her to buy you a new car to make up for it? ._.

NoNotTheFace 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:49

Dude, break up with her. Don't you think people will get a bad impression of you when they see you hugging, kissing and touching an 8 year old?

PeteyPablo12308 20

Wednesday 5 October 2011 10:41

Uhh... Wtf? That's gross and messed up. Why would you say that?

Lights_Out_fml 6

Wednesday 5 October 2011 13:44

He's explaining that the girlfriend is an 8 year old, not that op is touching a random 8 year old

rmeyer6 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:57

I'll take the necklace...?

inloveee 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:04

I'm sorry. there aren't as many more females as grateful as me..

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:09

17- Nice! OP- take it back then dump her!

ScarletBloom 14

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:14

Fold paper hearts for her during your subsequent anniversary. Save costs.

Kyzahhh 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:26

Tell her sex is the beat present you could get, it's a win win situation

MrKillerTacos 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 10:46

What? The crap???? "the beat present you can get"??

Blippety 23

Saturday 19 April 2014 1:22

Congratulations, 45, you spotted a typo on the internet. Give yourself a medal.

mistersheezy 7

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:22

Jealousy = no satisfaction

_Vamp_ 9

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:28

Well, break the necklace and say "Now yours is better." :)

waycool 10

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:41

Heh

thethatoneguy_21 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 22:07

Indeed. Problem solved

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