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By StateOfEuphoria - 24/07/2016 09:14 - United States - Sumrall

Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by my grandfather knocking on my bedroom door at 4am. "Rise and shine, it's time to pick peas. We've got to beat the heat." No sleep and a whole field of peas. FML

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wanted_2_want 40

Monday 25 July 2016 5:34

The early bird gets the worm... Or in this case the peas. Sorry OP

BigTex54 3

Monday 25 July 2016 0:42

Know how you feel. This Mississippi heat is brutal

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BigTex54 3

Monday 25 July 2016 0:42

Know how you feel. This Mississippi heat is brutal

wanted_2_want 40

Monday 25 July 2016 5:34

The early bird gets the worm... Or in this case the peas. Sorry OP

samwilliams800 28

Monday 25 July 2016 6:23

Give peas a chance.

Elgrin 15

Wednesday 27 July 2016 15:08

*slow clap*

RosaMaravillosa 10

Monday 25 July 2016 9:01

maybe a nap at noon?

klaykie14 6

Thursday 28 July 2016 7:56

I thought this would be a crazy relative story at first, totally not as far as I can tell; sorry you have to go pick peas so early in the day!!

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