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By Disappointed - 05/06/2016 01:13 - United States - Westbrook

Today, after planning a date with a woman I really like for over a week. She cancels 2 hours after the scheduled time. Her reason? She got drunk and caught up in a concert. FML

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arano 29

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:43

Sounds like you would've just wasted your time and money, OP. Find a girl who would actually appreciate a date with you.

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arano 29

Sunday 5 June 2016 13:43

Sounds like you would've just wasted your time and money, OP. Find a girl who would actually appreciate a date with you.

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