Animals: Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked...

By parkertownparadise - 16/02/2012 07:43 - United States

Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

agreeclassic 25 202

vote type 1 4 789

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

agreeclassic 12 346

vote type 1 87 241

By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 09:10 - Australia

Today, I was on a job trial at the local pet shop and, naturally, was doing all the disgusting jobs. As I was cleaning the kittens' litter in the cat enclosure, someone thought it would be funny to lock me in there. I sat in a giant cage in the middle of the store with people laughing at me. FML

agreeclassic 32 490

vote type 1 3 106

By browngirl - 29/09/2013 04:16 - Canada - Vernon

Today, at work, a lady came in to have her glasses fixed. When she opened her case, an earwig crawled out. Instead of trying to kill it, she just left it and watched as it crawled over my desk and behind my computer. I later found the earwig in my hair. FML

agreeclassic 45 879

vote type 1 4 976

By alltimelove - 18/11/2010 15:34

Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML

agreeclassic 25 474

vote type 1 10 038

Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

agreeclassic 1 575

vote type 1 3 858

By aprilfools22 - 17/08/2011 08:13 - United States

Today, I got my tongue pierced, then went to a pet store. A clerk came up to ask if I needed help. I showed him I already had some fish, and said, "No thanks." He must have thought I was "special," as he bent down and in a baby voice, said "You got fishy? FISHY FISHY FISHY!" while poking the bag. FML

agreeclassic 29 950

vote type 1 12 637

By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

agreeclassic 5 767

vote type 1 2 034

Fur suit

By Anonymous - 11/08/2024 14:00 - Sweden - Harplinge

Today, I rushed to a job interview, but my cat rubbed against me, covering my suit in fur. I grabbed a lint roller, tripped over the cat, and knocked out a front tooth. I showed up sweaty, disheveled, and missing a tooth. I didn’t get the job. FML

agreeclassic 460

vote type 1 126

Not so cute

By Anonymous - 01/12/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I tried to pet what I thought was a cute cat under my porch. As it turned out, it was actually a raccoon. It hissed at me, and I screamed so loud that my neighbors came running. FML

agreeclassic 121

vote type 1 449

Part of the furniture

By ripped - 07/09/2016 14:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my cat used my head as a springboard and ripped my earring out with her claw. FML

agreeclassic 13 846

vote type 1 1 380

Mama_Umbridge 8

Thursday 16 February 2012 11:58

With your fancy new ferret earring?

yahoowizard 16

Thursday 16 February 2012 12:03

That's one way to shoplift

Comments

j3ebrules 13

Friday 17 February 2012 20:55

Wait, so you stole the nasty ferret?

clanon 4

Saturday 18 February 2012 1:15

Walked out... In style!

JayJavaMonsterr 10

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:01

Swag ;)

coppertop1115 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 1:06

Your comment :

Azhari 4

Monday 20 February 2012 21:37

Yeah, never let any animal near your face. Ferrets tend to nip until they are taught not to. They are only exposed to litter mates whose skin is much thicker than ours so they don't realize that their bites actually hurt us. I'm sorry that you had such a bad experience. Ferrets are really quite adorable, friendly pets.