Love and Intimacy: Today, after a long day at work, I grabbed some flowers for my... - FML

By Chantraine - 26/08/2018 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, after a long day at work, I grabbed some flowers for my fiancée. As I got to my front door, I heard screaming inside. Thinking there was a burglar, I Immediately ran to where the screams were originating. My bride-to-be was screwing my best friend. FML

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darkenedone 27

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:33

*ex fiance *ex best friend

acmariner99 25

Sunday 26 August 2018 20:45

Bride to be, bride to not be.

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chosha_fml 26

Monday 27 August 2018 7:06

Place those flowers on the grave of the relationship and the friendship.

Mungolikecandy 19

Monday 27 August 2018 11:08

On the bright side it was not your ex-wife she was with.

Ih8teenageangst 19

Monday 27 August 2018 16:27

Did you beat them with the flowers?

mightyjoe2 11

Monday 27 August 2018 21:57

Damn feel sorry for you tell her to **** off if she’s ******* your best friend cause that’s not a friend

distortedcognition 17

Wednesday 29 August 2018 6:17

WTF is wrong with people??

BrotherPhil 35

Monday 26 August 2024 22:14

Did you say "Bad dog!"?

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