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By GoodWifi - 05/01/2017 02:10

Today, a girl in one of my advanced classes asked, "Is water alive?" She wasn't joking, and now I'm the dumb one because I sarcastically responded with, "Yeah, because it's got three different states." FML

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jay_south 19

Saturday 7 January 2017 2:20

Oh, the pain of being surrounded by people so stupid that your sarcasm comes across as sincere. FYL for sure, OP.

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jay_south 19

Saturday 7 January 2017 2:20

Oh, the pain of being surrounded by people so stupid that your sarcasm comes across as sincere. FYL for sure, OP.

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Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

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Today, I was pumping gas, when my daughter called me. After I hung up, I put my phone on the car roof while I grabbed my bag. I completely forgot about it and only realized when it shot off the roof as I braked at a traffic light. FML

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