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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
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Dave_Davington 33

Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.

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Ribs 2

Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)

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bloopaloop 27

Why don’t you have friends?

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Dave_Davington 33

Yes, I'll take "Signs that Nobody Likes You" for 100, Alex.

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Ally Hodges 8

its okay mine was on the 11th and I didn't even get anything to drink..

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RichardPencil 30

Aren’t you a little old to be in elementary school? Why would you go to a bar in your birthday when none of your playmates could get in? You shoulda partied at Chuck E. Cheese’s!

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Ribs 2

Hey, this is my FML! 1. my birthday was on a tuesday, so I didnt want to ask anyone to come out 2. I'm in college and my close friends go to a schools all around the state 3. My boyfriend whom I live with was on a business trip, so he couldnt come out with me. I dont like to make a big deal out of birthdays, but I did have a party a couple weeks later. :)

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tiptoppc 19

Congrats on turning 21. At least it didn’t happen like my brother’s DID. His friends took him from bar to bar and got him so drunk he got alcohol poisoning, and my mother thought he was going to die. So you survived your 21st birthday yeah the company may suck but I hope that your party was awesome afterwards. If you live to see another day, especially after drinking almost alone that’s a good day. At least you didn’t get so shitfaced you ended up in the hospital.

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Kyle Petro 7

My 21st was on Mother’s Day I didn’t have a drink, you don’t have to get shitfaced just because it’s your 21st

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