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Sorry Sweaty, you're gross

butterflyzag20 - - United States

Today, I realized that the only positive accomplishment my boyfriend has made in the last 3 years is that he started wearing deodorant. FML

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Sinamoi 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 12:11

Baby steps.

DerrickJames 33

Thursday 28 February 2013 12:15

I hope this is only true because he turned 13 or something. Otherwise, you need to make a man out of him.

UNLUCKYyY1037 26

Saturday 10 August 2013 3:29

You gotta start somewhere!

moecraft 9

Friday 31 July 2015 8:18

Lemme guess tomorrow your gonna break up with him

sk1tt135 22

Tuesday 14 June 2016 18:13

At you have that, I can't even get my man to do that!

randybryant799 20

Sunday 6 February 2022 19:50

If you don't like him get a new boyfriend.

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Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

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Today, I was warned by a friend that unless I make more effort with my boyfriend, he'll be snapped up by someone else, and proved it by showing me text screenshots of at least three women I know who are all hoping to pounce on him when I eventually fuck it up so badly he dumps me. FML

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Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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Today, as I was working in retail, this guy shoved me into the shelves for asking if he needed help with anything, screaming at me that I need to leave him alone. FML

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Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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