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Roomies

By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

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mylifesucks305 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

ur a brave kid and a good friend

YOREALLY 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:07

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

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Softballchix4 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:38

you should have hooked up with her.

jcy6290 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:40

Good job brotha

ATLforever7 6

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:40

That's actually really, really sweet. A lot of guys would have taken advantage of her.

d3p02 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:41

haha loser!

kai_ngo 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:42

Seriously?

sleepereffect 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:44

your a good guy

izzabella43 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:50

:'[

Saritteh 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:53

my boyfriend would be pretty mad if I got drunk and went to friends/partys without him.

kalovang 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:53

just do it. she won't remember

thelittlebeast01 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:54

HEY RETARD MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT AND NOT TOLD

TheJashinist 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 4:55

Aww, that's sweet of you, OP! :)

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