Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
well atleast he was jabbing the furniture with a pool noodle and not something else...the way this story started out I didn't think u where gonna say pool noodle!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.
Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun