Transportation: It's catching

It's catching

By longdrive - 19/12/2025 06:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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You deserved it 5 157

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By sandwhiched - 01/01/2015 08:52 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML

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Road trip

By fmmlll - 18/10/2010 08:56 - United States

Today, I'm going on an 8-hour drive with my insane family. This usually means screaming arguments, graphic conversations about my dad's pubes, some karaoke, plenty of farting, some stale Pringles, and an obese golden retriever on my lap the entire time. Arizona, here we come. FML

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U-turn

By jaimie - 19/03/2011 16:00 - United States

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

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By kennyjhynes - 23/06/2014 13:56 - United States

Today, I drove 12 hours with 6 screaming little girls. They were arguing about things that should've been in the Lego movie. They watched it 4 times. FML

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You deserved it 5 303

By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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That Monday morning feeling

By Carmen - 09/03/2020 15:00

Today, I couldn't sleep because a group of drunken guys decided to stay out all night singing Disney songs. They had loudspeakers too. FML

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You deserved it 170

Driving me mad

By Username - 06/07/2010 22:21 - France

Today, at the crack of dawn, I started a 700-mile road trip with my three children. So far, I've stopped four times, settled several arguments, cleaned up spilled yogurt and melted silly putty. 130 miles down, 570 to go. FML

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You deserved it 12 733

Make it stop

By ughhhh - 10/11/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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You deserved it 5 765

Don't drink and drive

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 10:00

Today, after 7 hours of driving, I begged my wife to take over for the last 3 hours. She pulled out a flask and took a long swig, then smirked at me. I drove the rest of the way. FML

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You deserved it 147

By alice5000 - 07/11/2008 05:47 - France

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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You deserved it 70 266

catswithhats 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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Hiktmae 20

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

I have eternal respect for those guys :))

sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:58

Noise cancelling headphones will do the trick!

catswithhats 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

pjsr 32

Tuesday 14 October 2014 21:19

YLF

rekkas 16

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Aww but Star Wars is the best

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:22

There are some people who don't actually think so. Shocking, I know!

cp399 14

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:20

Not for fifteen hourse, it isn't

JuliaaNoelle 26

Wednesday 15 October 2014 5:02

#31 I beg to differ

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 15 October 2014 5:35

Well, you're a fangirl. Of course you'd say it.

Box0choklitz 8

Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:39

A Star Wars fan, OP is not.

orbit 22

Friday 17 October 2014 6:31

Is it bad I have never seen star wars?

jaimlee2 9

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:49

Gotta love it

devildog562 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:49

Turn up the music and heat. Annoyed they will be.

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:59

then you can sing along to "i did it all for the wookie"

patsrock12bh 7

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Prepare for the greatest car ride of your life!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

devildog562 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:54

Please put your Hans together for enslaved .

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:43

I bet OP wants to Leia smack upside their heads.

redstone7693 29

Wednesday 15 October 2014 3:48

great puns

shanebob 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 6:47

I bet she's going tObi Wan unhappy driver

EchoSerenity 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 19:15

You guys must of ate awesome for breakfast ^-^

DrewBob9623 10

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:51

You got 2 socks. One in each mouth. Problem solved.

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52

That sounds like hell. Time to break out a counter irritant. Show tunes, perhaps? Or the song that never ends?

YellowKettleBell 31

Wednesday 15 October 2014 4:42

stock up on the beef jerky and gas-station beans then let-er-rip!

MrDonSalvetti 27

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52

Hang on, you must!

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