Vacation and Love: Holiday blues - FML

Holiday blues

By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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roflinyourwaffle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:36

at least you're on vacation. your ex had to fly back 2000 miles by herself.

bARbi3_d0Ll 0

Friday 30 July 2010 16:33

what a waste of time

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TomasT 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:25

There is something missing... you are probably a stitchy annoying bugger...

420smoke420 3

Friday 30 July 2010 18:27

what's to be mad about? you are now on vacation single! sounds like you're going to be able to do more stuff and try to get laid

johnnyg1018 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:29

f*ck it Mack it up there

toyotasmash 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:31

all unrofled waffles need to be rofled. immediately

roflinyourwaffle 0

Friday 30 July 2010 20:28

they shall be rofled very soon.

MizzyShay 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:31

aha 65 that just made my day :)

bt2breakskn 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:36

ouch :/

PincheEdgarr 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:21

so much for a chick? :o shiiit.

Lisa89 3

Friday 30 July 2010 19:39

Wow.. sucks...

JRSOne 5

Friday 30 July 2010 19:40

that's why I have "Some Girls Deserve To Die" tatted on my back.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 31 July 2010 0:51

That's incredibly creepy.

JRSOne 5

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:02

why thank you. i really do tho

ktricky 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:41

that might not be so bad...

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