Awkward and Love: Hello? Is it me you're looking for? - FML

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

By Rose - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the man I went on a date with a few weeks ago finally called me back. I was his "one phone call" from prison. FML

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palahniukpaul 6

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:10

At least he thought of you

plaguer 26

Tuesday 24 July 2012 9:11

He sounds committed. Most girls would dig that.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 30 July 2022 21:34

I really hope you didn't go bail him out.

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Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML

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Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML

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Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

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Today, I thought I was going to get lucky with my girlfriend. Instead, I learned that she thought I was an ugly, masculine girl. All of our "dates" had been her taking me out to improve her chances when looking for guys. FML

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Today, my mother sat me down and told me, "I'm not going to lie, I hate living with you. Please get a job and move out." I'm 16. FML

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Today, I was trying on dresses in a stall that requires an employee of the store to have a key to open. After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens my door, to give the stall to someone else. The entire store could see me in my granny panties and bra. FML

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