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By tkoester - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

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Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By mymomsstupid - 29/06/2011 14:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my mom's in jail. FML

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Today, my mom was put in jail for beating the shit out of my dad. FML

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By abygalee - 10/07/2016 20:42 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom hadn't talked to me for 5 days, so worried sick I called my grandpa. She's been in jail, and no one cared to inform me. Great. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By dammit - 23/05/2017 04:00

Today, my grandma was arrested for throwing her cane at a man who she thought was mocking her walk. That man was my boyfriend's father, who limps because of his cerebral palsy. He refuses to drop the assault charges. FML

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By newniece - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2012 14:54 - United States - Erie

Today, my family was celebrating my grandma's 90th birthday. I pulled a little prank and got candles that keep relighting. After a few blows, my grandma fainted. FML

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Saturday 29 August 2015 11:14

you should be happy! After all those years of marriage, the spark is still there!

Cads1 24

Saturday 29 August 2015 11:17

Sounds like there is a burning issue between them. I wonder what the hot item is.

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ladyg228 15

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:57

Well did you bail her out?

ashleymeshell 15

Saturday 29 August 2015 16:59

"That grandpa's on fire... That grandpa's on fiiiirrrrrreeeeee..."

harmtouch16 11

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:16

Well bail her out! If she's been married like 40+ years you know she has put up with enough of his shit! But in al seriousness, I hope everyone's ok.

Omniprism 14

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:23

This. Is awesome. Though you might check into her mental state.

Tannasgh 22

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:30

Ahhh...the joys of oldtimers disease...

Carlitosfmc 18

Saturday 29 August 2015 17:39

Elvis would have called it a "burning love"

LadyLuck93 20

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:29

Damn something you would see in a movie or something.

ksks1234 33

Saturday 29 August 2015 18:48

This FML has made the Iko, Iko song stuck in my head.

classicsparkles 17

Saturday 29 August 2015 19:40

When grannies go wild.

cxsuzanne 6

Saturday 29 August 2015 20:55

stop with the puns you awful awful minions. i hope your grandpa is okay OP.

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Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML

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Today, my cockgoblin of an ex showed up at my house, begging me to take him back. This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me into sleeping with him after he "escaped". When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch. FML

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Today, and like every month, my husband goes through the wastebasket and checks my used pads for proof that I’m not lying about being on my period to get out of sex, all because once, I didn’t feel like having sex and said I was on my period, even though I wasn’t. He found out I lied because he saw my clean pad. FML

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