Work, Food and Relatable: Chunky lunch - FML

Chunky lunch

By Anonymous - 25/09/2026 22:00 - United States

Today, I took my lunch to work and put it in the office fridge. At noon, I opened the fridge and couldn't find it anywhere. I checked every shelf twice before realizing I'd put it in the freezer section by mistake. My sandwich was completely frozen. FML

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Mad Jack 3

Saturday 26 September 2026 1:42

Look on the bright side: at least now you already have something for tomorrow.

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Mad Jack 3

Saturday 26 September 2026 1:42

Look on the bright side: at least now you already have something for tomorrow.

Yudith 25

Saturday 26 September 2026 22:09

Let's hope there was no lettuce in that sandwich

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 26 September 2026 22:10

"I finally found my sandwich in the freezer. 'Ice to see you', I said."

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