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Bye bye dinner

By 4FLuckSake - 19/09/2026 00:00 - United States - Washington

Today, after I finished dinner, I was getting ready to wash the dishes, but first I needed to take my vitamins. I accidentally gagged myself and puked in the kitchen sink of dirty dishes. I had to clean vomit and the dishes. I vomited my entire dinner. FML

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Pyrocrashe 12

Saturday 19 September 2026 0:14

If you have problems swallowing pills like I do at 44, try putting it in applesauce.

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Pyrocrashe 12

Saturday 19 September 2026 0:14

If you have problems swallowing pills like I do at 44, try putting it in applesauce.

Jeeper1 9

Saturday 19 September 2026 19:37

Being the optimist that I am my first thought was that a sink full of dirty dishes was just about the best place to puke! You already had to clean them so no harm, no foul.

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