Family and Health: Brotherly love - FML

Brotherly love

By Foodcomesfirst - 24/11/2009 20:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I felt dizzy and light-headed. So I sat down at the top of my stairs calling my brother who was downstairs, for help because I was scared something was wrong with me. He called back "No, I'm eating." I fainted. When I woke up, I was still alone upstairs and he was still eating downstairs. FML

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awesome_o 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:10

must have been delicious

x0SoReckless0x 7

Tuesday 24 November 2009 23:52

that sucks. At least you didn't fall down the stairs though. think of the positives =]

Comments

lovelife9 12

Friday 15 July 2011 7:24

haha my brother would do the exact same thing

dubbadee123 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 7:44

when my siblings are sick or hurt I act like their servant shame ur brother isn't as kind

2dog 15

Tuesday 13 December 2011 4:00

Awwwww that is so sad

AwesomeSauce1234 2

Tuesday 10 July 2012 7:30

well you couldve had some fun and slid down the stairs on your butt like i wouldve when i was little

tmay1000 11

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:23

Sounds like something my brother would do too

Elfkid21 19

Sunday 5 May 2013 2:03

wooww your brother is an hole!! but you're not alone.. my older brother woulda probably done the same thing!!

xghostvirusx 4

Tuesday 28 May 2013 9:48

Fainting typically doesn't last very long, so I think that it would be reasonable for him to be.

doglover100 28

Monday 17 February 2014 4:59

Has it happened before?

SilkMudah 18

Wednesday 18 March 2015 5:54

lol

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