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Bingo is serious business

earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

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Anonymous - 20/02/2016 08:21 - United States - Pomona

Today, I went to a bingo club with my gran and won the second game and a butthurt old lady accused me of cheating. I ended up being taken aside by an apologetic member of staff and asked to leave. I'm still trying to figure out how you can even cheat at bingo. FML

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greenhide8 - 28/05/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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xXEndlesslullabyXx - 05/06/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

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Grandma rocks!

Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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winner winner chicken dinner - 26/09/2018 05:00

Today, I finally won at bingo after playing every Thursday night for months. It was a $750 bingo. I split with 85 other winners. My share was $8. FML

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janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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Get ready to ruuuuumble!

lordoftheweird - 25/03/2022 02:00

Today, I walked in on my grandmother's cats fighting, and my brothers gambling on it. FML

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Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

MisterKnowItAll 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:23

Don't mess with the elderly.

AyeTee77 18

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:30

Get revenge, steal their walkers.

Ironmayhem 22

Wednesday 9 September 2015 7:25

Or their life support...

LostInTheZone11 29

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:44

It's like the joke. How do you get a sweet old lady to say F@#&? Get another sweet old lady to yell "BINGO!".

shadowlurker_j 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:44

The elderly take bingo seriously, man. Watch out.

trellz17 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:51

Just toss him a few dollars, he's your brother, it's not that bad.

nix1993 41

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:46

Wrong FML dude.

kelseythompson 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 20:55

They've been there since forever and you show up one day and steal the gold I understand how they feel but its still not right haha

gshocker20 21

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:04

Is that not what the FML says?

dirty_dan_ 15

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:15

Old people are serious about their bingo

karlcolt45 19

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:38

remember the global rules sperg

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 6 September 2015 21:51

Bingo is serious for them...hope the jackpot can help pay for the repairs

thatguy206 27

Sunday 6 September 2015 22:09

at least you met some bingo babes.

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