Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 20:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 105 Share Tweet Share
Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 375 You deserved it 10 798
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 64 694 You deserved it 4 046
Today, I finally confronted my daughter about never using air freshener after she poops. She said, "But I thought flushing made the smell go away!" She's 15 and she actually believed this. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 382 You deserved it 624
Today, after receiving a negative herpes test four months ago, my doctor called me and told me it was a false negative and I’ve been living with herpes for four months. I then had to tell everyone I’ve slept with about it, and worst of all my new boyfriend broke up with me. All in one day. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 471 You deserved it 606
Today, after many years of being one of the best workers anywhere I worked, and being superhuman, I now have to accept that I may never be able to work full time again. Why? Because apparently I haven't been properly digesting food since I was 16 and I'm now 30. FML I agree, your life sucks 450 You deserved it 146
Today, I was talking with my Grandma, who lives on the opposite side of the state, and congratulated her on reaching 87. She said she was hoping to reach 90. My brain went in a very morbid direction as I quietly wondered if she'd live to 90. She didn't hear it but my dad, her son, did. Apologizing didn't help. FML I agree, your life sucks 86 You deserved it 406
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.