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By Anonymous - 10/01/2021 19:55 - Germany - Zittau

Today my feet hurt so bad I can hardly walk sometimes. Doctors and even an MRI could find nothing wrong with them. 25 years later, a simple massage therapist reveals the simple reason for my pain: My fibula is sitting too low. Not that there was a way to fix that. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2021 18:55 - Germany - Zittau

Today I have a toothache whenever I eat sweets. Turns out my wisdom tooth had a hole. I got the hole fixed. Now I have a toothache whenever I eat or drink anything at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 08:52 - India - Sikka

Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and haven't come out yet.FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 23:21 - Canada - Edmonton

Today after cooking dinner for the two of us, I asked my privileged boyfriend if he could walk me home. He refused. After I spent 20 min explaining to him the dangers of walking home in a sketchy part of the city at sundown for a petite woman, he asks: “do you still want me to walk you home?” FML.

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2021 20:59

Today while I was kissing my boyfriend he said he was still thinking about the girls from a YouTube video we watched before that. The worst part? I noticed that during the video he was touching himself but I thought it was because we were naked in bed together.. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2021 11:32 - Germany - Ebersbach

Today the garbage truck forgot to take our garbage. When my neighbor called to complain, the truck came back, backed about 20m into our cul-de-sac, then left, again, without taking the garbage. FML

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By sheila - 03/01/2021 10:21

Today, I missed breakfast, dropped my phone in the toilet, and got fired from my job. Welcome to 2021 I guess. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 22:32

Today, after three years of unpopularity, I came out of my shell and announced I was running for class president. After I said "this is my platform," somebody screamed "GEEK!" and pulled my pants down. Now, I won't be president, and my purple granny panties are trending on Instagram. FML.

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 18:59

Today, after renting out our house, quitting my job, buying a boat to spend a year with the family. They want to return to lockdown in the snow. Seriously considering installing a plank.. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 18:05

Today, after almost 6 months of my husband barely even looking at me, I have decided to move into our daughters room with her. At least she'll give me a cuddle...FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 04:24 - United States - Honolulu

Today, Happy new year. Can’t go anywhere thanks to corona. Working in a mediocre job. My family doesn’t like me. Depressed about life . 49 years old and not motivated . FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:22

Today, I was stuck in traffic. I had no idea what the fuck was going on, but there were cars all around me. I had to U-turn but got yelled at. It’s fucking crazy. Just FML.

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 18:54

Today, Freshly graduated since September, I'm jobless but continually looking for a job opportunity in order to start my life and refund the loan that I made, but because of this fucking COVID that will be a fuckin struggle to find. I struggle so much to pay my study abroad just to go back to my parent's house... FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 07:08

Today, while on a Reddit thread, reading pansexual stereotypes, as a self identified pan, I read that people think that we are bisexuals who want attention and to feel special. Ummmmmm. Nope. Let me explain this, Pansexuals are attracted to everyone regardless of their sex or gender identity. Thank you for your time.. FML

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By Music = Life - 29/12/2020 03:17 - United States - Midlothian

Today, my music addiction hit a new low. I started bringing my earpiece to listen to heavy metal during church service. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 08:18 - Germany

Today my friend who verbally attacked me when I tried to tell him about my depression and panic, told me his father died from cancer and he lost all his support in life, his safe haven he could always go to. I was listening empathically and at the same time I felt jealous I never had what he lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2020 12:46 - India - Bangalore

Today, I googled which company made the deodorant I used as I really liked it. I did not figure out which brand it is, but I did find out that it was for ladies. I'm a 17 year old male teenager. No wonder I never had a girlfriend in high school.. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 18:01

Today, After finding out that I am pregnant by my coworker that I was having a fling with. He told me to get an abortion because I’m not the person he wants to have his children. Mind you, we are both teachers and he loves kids. Apparently just not this one! FML

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By Mixedupsanta - 25/12/2020 14:50

Today, I watched the kids open gifts. If ordered a movie with some of their items from Amazon, and the toys arrived but the movie did not. This morning, my 5 year old opened a pretty festive little bag... with a copy of Die Hard in it. Fml

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 13:22

Today my mom has to spend Christmas alone upstairs because I have COVID. My girlfriend is stuck down here with me because she has been so exposed to me, and I feel like I've been run over by a truck.. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 12:17 - Germany - Neusalza-spremberg

Today I got a few things that I never got for Christmas before: My period, including cramps, a headache, a depression, severe loneliness, and the necessity to clean a very dirty house which was left this way by others. Other than that, I didn’t get anything. FML

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By Mapmouse - 25/12/2020 07:36

Today I have a head cold. Instead of Christmas Eve in bed with tea resting my boyfriend is insisting on going to every urgent care, which are closed for the holiday, to take a covid test. Being in the cold makes me feel worse. I was planning on quarantining until Saturday to take a test when they reopen. FML

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By Steff - 24/12/2020 19:04

Today my family has COVID. My dad is in the ER for breathing issues. I was informed that I will no longer have a job after 1/10/2021. Then I discovered I had bowel symptoms and accidentally sharted myself. It’s Christmas Eve. FML.

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 17:05 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, Wedding moved twice and now cancelled. Was excited to still go on our honeymoon. PCR test on December 18th, negative. Test on December 22nd, positive. Honeymoon. Cancelled. 9K in hard savings. Gone.. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2020 01:02 - Philippines

Today, December 24, 2020 It's the day before Christmas Eve, and I woke up at 7:30am to my mother shouting at me just because I didn't wake up early enough for her. My mom then decides to hit my head with a dirty broomstick (the broom end) while I'm having coffee because she's "stressed" because of me.. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 20:48

Today, Christmas got cancelled this year just like everything else! Thanks COVID for infecting me and letting my 14 days end on exactly the 26th of Dec. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 17:08 - United Kingdom - Bolton

today I spent 2 hours making Christmas card for my nan and grandad. 4 hours later my 1 year old brother somehow grabbed it and destroyed it. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2020 05:23

Today I partied with some friends and my crush. We all got wasted and my crush ended up sleeping with one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 18:32

Today, my family won’t let me transition and I don’t know what to do. FML

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By Jinkiesfarie - 20/12/2020 09:05

Today, I dressed up sexy to pick up my boyfriend from work. As soon as I got out of my car, one heel broke and then the other once I got into the store. FML!

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Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML

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Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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Today, I had to explain to a lady that the reason I mindlessly touched my crotch was to itch a mosquito bite. She didn't believe me, and called me a pervert. FML

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Today, I woke up to my mum on the phone telling her boss that she'd tested positive for Covid, which means I can’t see my girlfriend before she moves 6 hours away. FML

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Today, I came home to pandemonium: the kids screaming, the house a mess, wet laundry, no food made, and my wife in her office. After cleaning, making dinner, putting everything away, and getting the kids to sleep, I grabbed myself a beer. My wife saw it and said, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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