Nearly FMLs

By lilypanda333 - 28/11/2024 06:05 - United States

Today, even this page for people who's lives are awful didn't want to hear from me. I really am a nuisance. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I feel like I am absolutely losing control over my life again. My child was supposed to be my reason for living but he is now my reason for wanting to cross the street with my eyes closed. I can't seem to fix my head. The dark side keeps saying, "Just drop him off somewhere safe and then just kill yourself." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2024 07:20 - United Kingdom

Today, does anyone else miss RichardPencil? I've not seen one of his comments in ages. Hell, sometimes his little comments were the only reason I’d visit, they were funnier than the actual FML. Come back RichardPencil we miss you. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2024 06:36 - United States - Overland Park

Today, my country elected a fascist as president. Now I have to either stay and risk getting killed as a queer person, or pick up my life and head abroad. I hear Ireland is gorgeous. FML

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By cuz803 - 08/11/2024 06:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my country decided that electing a perverted racist creep once wasn't good enough. It's gonna be another long four years. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2024 05:36 - Switzerland - Worb

Today, my 77 year-old dad is in excellent heath, ready to age beautifully for at least 15 more years, like his father before him… Except he lives in a war zone. FML

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By Fuck Trump - 30/10/2024 05:02 - United States

Today, I threw paint on a jerk canvassing for Donald Trump. Later, I got a huge bill for replacing his expensive suit. Don't want your suit wrecked? Don't campaign for a racist fascist piece of shit. FML

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By Kon - 23/10/2024 06:19 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, like every other day, this site is just little kids whining about nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:16 - United States

Today, I realized it's 2024 and nobody has used this site daily in I don't know how long. We're getting old, and all our kool shit is dated. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 22/08/2024 07:28 - United States - Jackson

Today, my last FML was apparently so depressing that FML has rejected it twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2024 06:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was reading FML, just wanting to unload after a hard day. It was all teenager problems. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 06:17 - United States - New York

Today, I'm getting sick of all these fucking Swedes and Fins talking about how good certain elements of their societies are. Like, yeah, good for you. Shut the fuck up. I keep hearing about you and I feel regret because I was picking my nose in a subpar nation instead of getting A's in the best country in the fucking world. FML

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By sisu seppälä - 29/07/2024 06:21 - Finland

Today, I think I'm attracted to my turtle plushie. Yeah, it's just so sexy, I wanna re-stuff it, if you know what I mean. FML

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By Noooooooo - 15/07/2024 06:31 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump and failed. I think I speak for everyone when I say, FML

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By Doomed - 07/07/2024 06:30 - United States

Today, and every day since I watched my president collapse in a debate with a convicted felon, I'm too anxious to sleep or eat. My country's highest court has given said convicted felon a free pass for his crimes, and if he comes into office again, I will be hunted down for not being white and straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2024 07:06 - United States - Wamego

Today, I remembered that this app existed and decided to download it again. Then I realized I'm already archaic and I'm only 22. I thought this was my prime, how are 19 year-olds calling me "Unc" already? FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2024 06:59 - Bangladesh - Dhaka

Today, I don't know what to do with my life. It's so fucking boring! What can I do? If you guys have any suggestions… FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 06:51 - United States

Today, my roommate bitched me out for not doing my dishes and how he always has to clean them. I told him to chill out. He went out, bought a pair of fairy wings from a party store, put them on, and started cleaning the dishes. He sarcastically called himself the "magic dish fairy." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2024 06:46 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend has a porn addiction or a masturbation addiction. He does it frequently and he says it's a better orgasm than having sex. Is that true? FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 06:35 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I showed a picture of an actress to my girlfriend and said I found her pretty. I didn't expect my girlfriend to be angry about it. I mean, it's okay to have celebrity crushes to me, but I guess she didn't like it and now I don't know what to do. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 10/05/2024 06:41 - United States - Memphis

Today, I'm still in shock after the woman I've been dating for two weeks told me I gave her her first orgasm ever. We're both in our 50s and are each grandparents. I feel like I have set the bar incredibly high for myself, but mostly F*Her*L, that is incredibly sad. FML

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By giving up - 15/04/2024 06:22 - United States

Today, we live in an era where women look down on short men, but look up to OnlyFans models. FML

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By B.mont1123 - 01/04/2024 06:57 - United States

Today, I waited for two hours to get my wife to come to bed. She always does this, and gets mad when I try to wake her. I know I'm going to be the "bad guy" for going to bed without her. I'm so tired of this BS. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2024 06:54 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I'm still dreaming about my ex dearly, even though I already have a new girlfriend. I couldn't find in my heart to completely move on from her, because I told her that she would always have a special place in my heart. I feel bad about it, but I still can't change it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2024 06:13 - United States - Attleboro

Today, I found out that the “nice guy” I had a fling with a few months back, who broke up with me for medical reasons, actually had a side boo he was continuously seeing/talking to, while trying to pursue me. He hasn’t come clean either; he just acted like his sickness was ruining his life. FML

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By My generation is fucked! - 19/03/2024 06:12 - United States

Today, as a Gen Zer, I can confirm that yes, we are in fact very screwed. The jokes about teens and young adults not being able to read for shit are 100% true, as are the jokes about them being rude, misogynistic, entitled, etc. Every day I wonder how in the hell I'm in the same age group as these people. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2024 06:47 - Netherlands - Delfzijl

Today, I found out that my bone marrow disease (Polycythemia vera) has turned pretty serious. It gives me a life expectancy of 3 to 7 years, if I'm lucky. I still tell people I am OK. FML

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By Hint hint - 17/03/2024 06:32 - United States

Today, it seems that I can't enjoy anything without people making it political. For example, this website. FML

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By Lost Reggie - 15/03/2024 07:14 - United States - Stephens

Today, my father has been dead for a year, my step-family is still fighting over his money, my wife wants a divorce, I'm stuck in a job I hate, I don't make enough money to stay in my home of 22 years, and I'm too old, sick, and injured to start a new life. FML

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By Bob - 12/03/2024 06:54 - United States - Tucson

Today, and like the last three years, my soulmate told me how much she loves me and wants to me with me. The problem is we’re both already married. FML

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Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

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Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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Today, I couldn't enter my workplace because I haven't gotten the new keycard yet. I ended up having to wait outside for close to an hour. FML

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Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML

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Today, as always, I wore a pin at work with the rainbow infinity symbol to indicate that I'm autistic. A creepy male customer came in and, thinking it was a gay pride pin, started hitting on me and making inappropriate comments. He just wouldn't stop, no matter how much I tried to explain. The police were called. FML

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