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Time to move
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Wait and see
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Doozy
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Home sweet home
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Pumped-up Tanks
By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00
I thought I'd seen you somewhere before…
By Anonymous - 07/07/2022 04:00
Missed opportunity
By NOOOOOO - 21/04/2025 22:00 - United States - New York
J'accuse !
By Anonymous - 10/08/2010 21:34 - United States
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Smart kid
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britters89 tells us more.
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By badatgenders - 03/10/2009 22:49 - Norway
iselilja tells us more.
ok ok, OP/badatgenders (and no, I'm not making that my average FML name) speaking, after reading all of these comments I feel like 99% of you got it wrong: THIS WAS NOT A TRANSVESTITE MALE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. THIS WAS A WOMAN (probably a lesbian), WITH A MALE-ISH FACE. My friends (who thought this was hilarious) googled the phone number and turns out; her name is Linda. So, you christians and atheists and every other religious/not religious member of this website; peace and love! no need for fighting here, ok? SHE was also wearing a black blazer with heavy shoulderpads, so I didnt see the dress until she stood up. Maybe I should have guessed, but I was half-drunk, and honestly believed it was a guy. The tables was set up in a way that made some of the view blocked by this shemale's friends and so on, blah blah blah. I did not notice the phone number at first when she walked out, since I was too shocked over the fact that I thought she was a guy, but I saw it after that she and her friends had left. Any more questions? Thanks for calling me an ignorant ass and a dumb ****! I totally agree guys, I probably need some glasses. But bye bye! I gotta go. My friends are spreading this all over facebook and my father (friend at facebook, strangely enough) are wondering if his daughter has becomed a lesbian, after all. Later!
Dust in the wind
By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 19:59 - New Zealand
Calculating Tax and Tip
By FML Approved - 11/10/2017 03:00
We are legion
By Lennie Mcfish - 26/09/2019 20:01
Nice try, Janet
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By tbeemcgeebee - 01/08/2010 05:05 - United States
He needs them more than you
By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States
Well deserved break
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By GracelandDave - 19/03/2009 07:10 - United States
GracelandDave tells us more.
Okay, just made my profile. One of you asked what my degree will be in. Right now I'm working on a B.S. in Animal Science and will be trying to get my DVM after that. Also, my brother is a male model and has done a lot of work, but tried college for 1 year. All of you who think this is fake, it WAS exaggerated but what he truthfully said was insinuating that my brother is successful and I am a waste of air until I get my degree. My dad isn't an asshole, but my brother does seem to be his golden child. Honestly, I am not bothered by the comment my dad made, I just found it to be funny when he said it. It is true that male models and Chippendales dancers can make a TON of money, but my brother is not at that level exactly. He is doing a stage production of Chippendales (www.herecometheboys.com). I'm very proud of him, and as for the ladies wanting his number, I'm sorry, he's married. Thanks for the remorse, the empathy, and the doubt. This site is fun, right?!
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yes, I definitely failed..... I had an exam at 10:00 and thought it was 11:00. Professor locks the door at the beginning, and I would have failed the class if I was late. Fortunately, my brother repairs windows, so i ended up getting it fixed for free :)