By ashsaunde - 08/12/2013 06:58 - United States - Denver
The Top
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By notthedad - 15/03/2011 15:50 - China
Bitch move
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Stalker or coincidence?
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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:01 - United Kingdom
skittlesftw tells us more.
I'm the op (just made an account) I bought the car with my money, and since they drove the car as well they paid for some maintance and insurance. They decided to sell the car without talking to me first, but said that I would be able to drive the new car they were going to buy. Turns out the insurance would be too expensve with me on it, hence the FML. Not all bad though, they feel guilty so they are sorting me out with a car once i finish uni. (only just found this bit out)
Herpes goes to Monaco
By amethyst334 - 24/08/2021 18:01
My precious
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Looks aren't everything
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Quite the catch
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Camouflage
By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger
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Helter Skelter
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No money, though
By anuszopekanus - 14/06/2020 14:02
Entitled
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Not so merry Christmas
By Holly Jolly - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Wrong target
By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States
Stoner
By Anonymous - 26/04/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom
Keywords
Hey OP here! First off, thanks for publishing this. It's the first one I've ever submitted. Secondly, yes he was finger painting with it as well as wiping his butt on everything in his room. We're in the middle of potty training so he thought he was helping by cleaning himself off. I also had to clean him and all of his stuffed animals up because he got it EVERYWHERE. Yes, he did get punished in an appropriate way because he's not gonna know it was wrong unless I teach him. And to the comment that I said I need to watch him better, it was while he was napping in his room. Any parent knows you can't watch your kids constantly.