By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States
The Top
Sorry Noah
By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States
It's good for the planet
By Marcela - 18/03/2009 13:47 - United States
Anaconda
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By Oops54321 - 28/09/2009 07:12 - France
Ouch!
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By BambooLove - 15/07/2010 06:53 - United States
Best day of my life
By poorgirl - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Lost
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By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States
Nice deflection
By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States
Empathy
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Yummy
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Play it cool
By Fraser - 08/03/2012 19:03 - Canada
Confidently incorrect
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By mekiswrite - 30/06/2016 19:15 - Canada
mekiswrite tells us more.
Summer's here and the time is right…
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By KittenNomNom - 22/02/2012 19:40 - United States
KittenNomNom_fml tells us more.
Ahahah everyone, the shirt was a joke. I wasn't really offended, we ended up becoming friends afterwards. A lot of you are right, he has a great sense of humor and he was just teasing. It didn't kill my self esteem or anything of that sort, I just thought it might give someone a laugh (: Thanks for all the comments and such~
By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 22:08 - United States
Crossed Wires
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Adapt, overcome, improvise
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Message in a mattress
By FASHlONABLE - 05/04/2010 07:32 - United States
Noped out of there
By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 12:30 - United Kingdom
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Hey guys! So, the place that I'm working at JUST switched to a new system - which nobody knows how to use. A while ago, my boss sat down with me to try to get me set up in the system. One problem that I had was that, using my phone, it was telling me my username and password were wrong. So, my boss told me to sign in as a "New Candidate". When I did, it didn't register me as having applied for any jobs. Last night, I tried logging in with my computer with the original username I had used to create a profile on the site. All fixed now, so I'm signed up for Direct Deposit and should be getting my employee number in a day or so. Which means that I can clock in and out and they can keep track of the hours I work. Which also means I'll be getting paid for the work I do!