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By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco
By badplacerightnow - 13/10/2014 14:15 - United States - Frisco
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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston
By SoVeryMonday - 30/11/2009 18:01 - Canada
By aimee_alexis - 20/06/2013 05:30 - Canada - Nelson
hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.
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By HelloItsMee123 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Warsaw
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By MissArizona - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 16/06/2012 00:00 - United States - Medina
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By Anonymous - 08/10/2015 02:31 - United States - Salt Lake City
By Shitmetalseller - 02/08/2014 22:37 - United Kingdom - Wilmslow
By kindasortayeah - 05/10/2015 01:26 - United States - Purling
No, he hasn't seen my feet. I found out he actually has asked nearly every person in the store because he hosts private foot fetish parties for clients. Part of me actually pities the man because he's just trying to make extra money, but I would never ever consider being part of those parties.
By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 00:04 - United States
By Balls - 27/05/2017 14:00 - Australia - Abbotsford
By mommy - 23/06/2019 02:27
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OP here. I don't know if I'm doing this correctly, but here goes. Thank you for the encouraging comments, even the harsh ones. I'm aware of how ridiculous this sounds... Trust me. I have two good female friends who I'm sure are tired of me harping away on this. It hasn't been years of me staring at him through foggy windows, all sad. I've dated other people and so has he. It wasn't easy because truly, I love him. Circumstances just didn't allow for us to be together... Whether he wanted to or not. So, I chose to keep his friendship and not risk it. We are adults now and things have changed. It's perfect, but I feel like so much time has passed that he no longer sees me as a girl he'd want to be with now that its possible. We have a special bond and as much as it devastates me to think he would reject me, it would kill me to see everything we have just turn into something ugly.