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The Top
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Nice dodge
By UTRejected - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
Good bye!
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By msizziec - 14/12/2015 23:09 - United Kingdom - Tiverton
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Hello, OP here! I work in a mental health and learning disability care home, so when I say resident I mean in the sense they live there. He's normally absolutely lovely, very quiet and calm, however something clearly snapped that day. I'll never know whether it was on purpose or not unfortunately! It was only a small torch (flashlight) but it was dropped about 10 ft directly onto my temple which was incredible aim if nothing else. It's not a locked unit so he's allowed stuff like that, however I did "misplace" it after the incident. A trip to the hospital emergency department after my shift proved there's no long lasting damage other than a mild concussion. After that though I've kept my distance from him... just in case!
By me:( - 16/07/2013 23:44 - United States - Romulus
Judge Judy
By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey
Talk about not getting the picture…
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By Hi_Five - 03/12/2015 20:48 - United States - Wake Forest
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OP here - uh, no. You are making things up out of whole cloth. I would never self-diagnose my kid. We have been through years of trying to get the best help we can find, and that does not include charlatans, vaccine-deniers and the internet. Try again.
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By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham
Patient confidentiality
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Doofus
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Overcooked
By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada
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This was my post! To clarify, I worked a night shift and woke up early in the morning. I guess someone told my work ( I work at a hospital) that I was covering their shift so I was supposed to come back in that night but never heard about it. People change schedules without notifying everyone a lot lol. And that would suck! if my boyfriend called to break up with me I'd just get out of the tub and go beat him up since we live together :p