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Perfect
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Backfired
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Mukbang
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Hey OP here. I wasn't expecting this to get posted! So just some background my crush and I were friends before this incident and we've had decent conversations. I have not been obvious about having a crush on him as I like to be friends with people and get to know them first off. That's why I decided to add him not to stalk him but because I considered him my friend... I honestly don't have any explanation for why he would block me but luckily nothing in our face to face relationship has changed. I also don't want to ask him about it because that was his decision and it's not really my place to question it.
By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 16:04 - United States - Pompano Beach
Don't scratch every itch
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Maybe next year…
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WTF is that?
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Sorry mate, you're on your own
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Butter fingers
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Unionize!
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Lower your expectations
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Alexa, play Men's Needs by The Cribs
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Kinda sus, dude
By tee - 15/08/2016 13:54 - United States - Kansas City
Good job, team
By cam96 - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
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for everyone telling me I should have grabbed a new set of gloves, believe me, I tried. I searched the entire house and asked my brother for gloves too. there were no others. I also had a date in 3 hours with my girlfriend and needed to get this done and get showered before it was time to leave. i didn't have money to run to the store to buy new gloves. And grandma wasn't home to loan me the money. Nor would she be home until about 30 minutes before I had to leave. So I just had to suck it up and clean them then. I also live pretty far from my grandma's house and wouldn't be able to see her again until Christmas. so this was my last chance to clean them before they were frozen solid.