By tillybonkers - 26/09/2018 22:00
The Top
Party in my underpants!
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Caught red-knobbed
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Unaware ableist
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Perfectly reasonable
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By Whatthehell - 21/02/2016 01:35 - United States - Soddy Daisy
Surprise!
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Can you hear me, Dave?
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By Karaoke Queen - 20/11/2018 12:00
Wanker
By Sandman2015 - 29/01/2016 18:36 - United States - American Fork
Congratulations
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By sweet23 - 18/08/2013 11:43 - Australia - Burleigh Heads
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I think there was a bit of misunderstanding it was just my boss who thought that way, the ladies i work with are the most respectful and caring people i have ever met.
By tattooapprentice - 01/12/2018 17:30
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By Sonata90 - 20/12/2015 06:36 - Canada - Lewisporte
Sonata90 tells us more.
OP here, just wanted to expand on this to answer some questions. Both bank and credit cards are joint for us— the act of bringing in the income and shopping for the “perfect” gift is what we consider the act of gifting within our relationship. The price on the credit card bill was not the factor that would have ruined the surprise as it was planned to show as a paypal purchase and he already knew I had bought him a gift; the surprise was in knowing what the gift actually was. Customer service, on the other hand, doesn't usually call anyone to confirm purchases—I have purchased far more expensive things without receiving a call before. I just got unlucky this time I guess! His surprise came in early and he was still happy. For those wondering why we have joint accounts while dating; we’ve been together for six years as common-law partners and our relationship is built on trust and honesty. He got a gamer girlfriend but I got lucky with a good man!
By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 11:40 - United States - Santa Cruz
First day at work
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Respect Independence Day!
By unpatriotic - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene
Priorities
By sprained neck - 24/11/2015 05:49
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The fact is, my wife was in the front yard with my dog when this happened. She apologized that my dog was in the way and the mailman still refused to give her the mail. I totally understand the position of the mailman. And I did actually move my mailbox last night. I'm just upset with the way he handled the situation because we try our best to keep the dogs in our back yard around the time the mail is going to be delivered. It just happened that my dog really had to pee!