Animals: Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried...

By Radgirl - 28/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML

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You deserved it 58 532

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By fmrunning - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I completed my 6-month training program for a track competition this weekend. I went to the park to run anyways because I needed some air after my boyfriend broke up with me. After one lap, my neighbor's 130 lb dog ran across the soccer field and jumped on me to say hi. My leg is broken. FML

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You deserved it 4 615

By Lee - 10/04/2012 03:50 - United States

Today, I decided to pull some weeds in my backyard. Everything was going great until I got a concussion. My dog thought that it would be fun to headbutt me from a running start. Twice. FML

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You deserved it 2 934

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Today, I bent down to pick up my dog’s mangled tennis ball at the park. At the exact same moment, someone’s Great Dane ran full speed into me from behind, knocking me face-first into the mud. My dog then ran off with another family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 363

You deserved it 88

Run for your life

By I Don't Exorcise - 10/05/2012 03:34 - United States - Shawnee

Today, I realized I was getting a bit chubbier than usual. I decided to go for a little jog to stay in shape. Little did I know, my neighbors that just moved in brought along with them, a fully grown German Shepherd. Not tamed. My "jog" quickly turned into a "sprint for my life". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 246

You deserved it 3 053

arela 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:34

you tried to impress them by running full sprint ....? you're supposed to run slowly and bouncy like... YDI

BB_baby 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

"i tried to impress" any FML with that should automatically get a YDI haha

Comments

TheZephyrSon 3

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:10

lmao... I agree with #30.

czm 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:43

#2 and #11 are so right. and you should get some confidence and quit trying to impress people. the first way to make frat guys notice you is not trying to impress them at all, just ignore them. they're gonna come right after you, i promise. well unless you're ugly. which is probably the case here, or you wouldn't have to do all that.

kayceelove 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 17:49

LOL YDI. oh wait sry, were you hurt?

Uconnrunner 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:00

Why would a sprint impress a guy? They would just think it looks ridiculous you are suddenly sprinting. You should have just stopped and flashed them your ******/boobs because that is all the frat guys ever want anyway. And you are apparently a ****.

rukusrazor 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:03

... but how's the Jeep?

mattmag 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:06

#6 rofl. but seriously, you don't need to "try to impress" frat boys. just walk up to them and say "excuse me good sir, would you like to ****?"

fbirem 2

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:08

No worries, I've heard some frat guys love unconscious chicks.

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 18:45

Anything here that contains the phrase 'I was trying to impress X' is an immediate You Deserve It.

TheLittlestNinja 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 19:32

Next time just wave... A. its going to be less painful. B. if they noticed you running faster they wont think that your just trying to get by them faster.

Alleandro23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 20:03

Just a thought... Anyone notice that a lot of these FML's recently have people getting knocked unconsious...Seriously, read them from the last few days. There are like 7 of them ranging from this jeep, to a stove, ot several other things. I dunno, maybe everyone really does get knocked out, but I'm just pointing it out...