look, if you're a woman you can't "IMPRESS" a frat guy. you can only either a) cater to his ego by giving him head or letting him film you in bed with him and maybe seven other of his buddies; or b) treat him like a god, and then cry when he cheats on you the next day. the only way to impress them, would be if you were a GUY and you were either banging some ***** in a porno on the internet, or if you were their footy team coach. there's a difference between trying to impress somebody, and trying to make them notice you. if you, a woman, were trying to IMPRESS them, you'd have to be on equal ground with them, which (because they're macho sexist testosterone-filled dumbfucks) is impossible, because seriously, they're frats, and you're not a guy - you're a piece of meat they'd never respect, let alone be impressed by. to get a frat guy to NOTICE you, however, you can either do what you did and totally humiliate yourself for their entertainment, OR you could get down on all fours naked in front of them and totally humiliate yourself...for their entertainment. ...nuff said about jock society. now go do something worthwhile with your life, and chase somebody whose brain cells DON'T consist of everything inside their underwear. sort out your priorities and realise the world is bigger than neanderthals with big shoulderpads and thick foreheads.

lol c'mon guys we've all done something like this b4.........

The only real FML was that she was trying to impress frat boys. If you want to try again just drink until you can't stand and proceed to vomit like a sprinkler system.

yeah, cause they're gonna be so impressed by you sprinting. YDI

Your face goddammit

Any FML that includes "I tried to impress", "I thought it would be funny", "I thought it would be cool", etc. should be an automatic YDI.

Hopefully they helped

If you haven't learned by now, trying to impress someone is when you get hurt

My favorite part of this FML is where she knocks herself unconscious. LOL WOW