By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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mattrd_fml 31

You are lucky you only have to know 8. In my day, we had 9 we had to remember!

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monsterMEG 8

Rocket No.9 take off to the planet, to the planet, VENUS!

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KingLewisII 34

I thought I was bad, I have to sing the theme song to sailor mom.

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HelloooooNurse 20

That's my go to for remembering the planets.

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froggyjade 16

stop listening to shit and try some real music, and books...

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toastedbagel14 3

Hey, whatever helps you! That's better than giving a blank stare as an answer.

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Blink_me26 21

If it makes you feel any better I used to sing along to a Hi 5 song to remember them.

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