By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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WeskersSexslave 15

I think of sailor moon and add in the missing planets

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mattrd_fml 31

There were Sailor guardians for all (9 at the time) planets. what do you mean missing planets?

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Blink_me26 21

Well they might not have watched the whole thing, Japanese might not be that interesting for a kid.

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VioletSkies 21

You're right on part of it. They may not have watched it all but it was released in English too. not just Japanese

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AshleighD3070 3

MaMaybe he's including the made up planets like Mau, Coronis, Kinmoku etc. Which would be hilarious in a test. x x x

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chuka81 27

The source of knowledge is usually irrelevant as far as it is true.

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worldclassrager 39

That's one way to remember them... M(o)VE MJ (Michael Jackson,Mary Jane, Michael Jordan) interchangeable SUN (u)P That's one way to do it and I know there are more

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mattrd_fml 31

When I was a kid, I used to have to name all the sailor moon guardians to remember them all.

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ksks1234 33

I learned them from Saved by the Bell.

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blueknight1st 26

My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.

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jnanderson 16

My Very Educated Mother Just Showed Us the Nine Planets Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune Pluto

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STEALTHHUNTER88 13

Hey, at least you have a way of remembering them! My English teacher in 5th grade taught me a song about prepositions that I can still sing to this day.

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EvilLittleMan 23

Nothing wrong with that at all. Whatever you need to do. Secondly, poor Pluto. Declassified and all out in the cold alone.

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