By Venus - 13/03/2014 22:28 - United States - La Crescenta

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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PenguinBitch 43

I'll give you an applause for trying, even though I show no emotion whatsoever with my poker face.

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curt194 10

Please tell me you said "don't you know my ass is famous?" After saying Uranus?

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mneill 6

Hey, I still have the Schoolhouse Rock 5's song on replay in my head. Also, the Sesame Street 12 Pinball clip. Thank you, Schoolhouse Rock and Sesame Street. <3, 40 year old me.

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middlenamefrank 8

"We the people....in order to form a more perfect union....establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility...." I can still recite the entire preamble because of Schoolhouse Rock. Not sure how Hamlet's "To be or not to be" soliloquy stuck though.

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tbro47 23

Mercury Venus Earth Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus Neptune and Pluto. Yes I still consider Pluto to be a planet screw the scientists. That's the planets in order from the sun I don't know how I know them but I do.

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RedPillSucks 31

You would have gotten extra credit if you'd busted out the moves and verses instead of just keeping it in your head.

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middlenamefrank 8

"Men Very Easily Make Jugs Serve Useful Needs". "Promptly", if you want to include Pluto.

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shakotoon 4

And I used to refer to Sailor Moon as a reminder: Usagi Tsukino & Mamoru Chiba: moon & Earth, Ami Mizuno: Mercury, Rei Hino: Mars, Makoto Kino: Jupiter, Minako Aino: Venus, Michiru Kaiô: Neptune, Haruka Tenô: Uranus, (Setsuna Meiô: Pluto) and Hotaru Tomoe: Saturn. Tadaaa ! ^_^

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OneToughChick 13

The blues clues song from my childhood always does it for me.

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elusiveshame 22

You can remember the lyrics to a song but can't put 8 words in order from your memory?

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szymonrules 10

Uranus... DON'T YOU KNOW MY ASS IS FAMOUS?! Haha I love her too much.. paws up!

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gazettefan42 8

At least you know them. I switched schools so much I never learned them.

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