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By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML

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By D - 03/09/2013 18:04 - United States - Pleasanton

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iLazy 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:56

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

YayorNay 8

Friday 1 July 2011 15:57

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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FLChicken 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:30

Harry Potter style!

maggiemae14 2

Friday 1 July 2011 19:42

FHL, I hope her face is okay!

Deeznutzhairy 7

Friday 1 July 2011 19:55

that's nothing when I take shrooms I'm in the middle of the ocean with jaws

tanntann 0

Friday 1 July 2011 19:59

i did shrooms once and i imagined birds that wanted to be kills so i got a BBQ lighter to shoot them. and then i saw a stone bunny and sang justin bieber to it. my mom just laughed her ass ofd as she watch and videoed it

alex6946 10

Friday 1 July 2011 22:34

your mother didn't care!? if my mom ever caught me, I'd get my ass whooped!

WildInTheStreets 5

Friday 1 July 2011 20:04

your sister sounds like a fun person.

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Friday 1 July 2011 20:14

Oh man, that is too f'ed up... FYL...

j_cat187 19

Friday 1 July 2011 20:19

scary shit happens when shrooms are involved. like trying to jump out the top floor of a two story building because your friend claims he's the devil. scariest day ever.

docscientist 9

Friday 1 July 2011 20:30

A small dose of psilocybin seems to have long lasting therapeutic effects, while a high dose causes fear and paranoia. I think your sister needed more.

Memeguy76 0

Friday 1 July 2011 20:59

My advice. Don't let her play any Mario.

lulzworthy 3

Friday 1 July 2011 21:09

FYI Psilocin/Psilocybin Mushrooms are not THAT hallucinogenic, this FML is bullshit.

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