By ugh annoying - 01/07/2011 07:41 - United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML
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iLazy 0

Blame Mario for spreading the shroom trend

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YayorNay 8

More like FYL, her books were trying to eat her face.

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LizzJizz 16

get lost in the mountains when ur on shrooms...***** like the fckn blair witch projects yo o_O ...aahahhahaha hey did she act like that cracked out squirrel Pil-Z from Friends Of Foamy . Com XD

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livin_plur 0

Ha u know what's up! getting lost in the hills while trippins one of my favorite things to do lol

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hazardoussmiles9 22

My piano teacher takes shrooms... I wonder if he ever takes one in a lesson.

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amayakitty 0

Or maybe just... don't take hallucinogens with a loaded gun near you?

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CatMeister 0

I want to do shrooms, even if books do try to eat me I still would like to try.

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gigi03 5

You should of didconnected the phone

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a124 4

hallucinogenic mushrooms, drugs.

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dvdp112 0

it's a drug that grows in shit..

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ImInABox 6

If I do shrooms, I wanna be locked in a padded room. That. Would. Be. Awesome.

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courtnoob 0

my friend did shrooms and he saw a down syndrome kid and chased it thinking it was a troll.. then he caught the kid and trapped him. he got a reward for it because the kid was a missing child . LOLOL true story

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carameldrizzle 0

i heard that story before. on snopes. lol

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courtnoob 0

well I hAve no idea wtf snopes is. I'm not making thi up :p

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