By ncbb5 - 04/11/2015 18:57

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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ncbb5 18

Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.

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iAlissa 34

This is the most American FML I've ever read

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worldclassrager 39

I love the way you phrased this...boys will be boys and experiment with anything

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tomvertigo 17

You also get the movie Deliverance. Be glad you got the hospital bill.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Sounds like something I'd see on The Man Show. And now, girls jumping on trampolines!

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ShadowStarEXE 35

This guy sounds like he needs babysitting 24/7. o_O

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ncbb5 18

yeah, I was talking to him after he got patched up, he said he had a new idea involving a saw, extension cord, and six pack of red bull...I'm never going to work again

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countryguy91290 16

well thing is with us guys if it's fun we will do it, if we are drunk we come up with stupid (utterly stupid) things to do at times.

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Shadowvoid 33

This sounds like a really metal story.

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jonomc 12

We have all tried it. But usually with a hammer and not an axe

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davek 36

And a Darwin award, hopefully.

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phreaker913 21

that sounds like fun actually.... details?

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Sandman2015 12

Okay, you have my attention, go on...

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