By ncbb5 - 04/11/2015 18:57

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML
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You deserved it 2 824

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ncbb5 18

Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.

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iAlissa 34

This is the most American FML I've ever read

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Comments

iiTzNeeNerz 26

Sounds like it started with "hold my beer" and next thing you know someone is shooting a gun while another person is trying to hit the flying bullets with an axe. Red neck baseball anyone?

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americanafrican 32

or hitting a shotgun shell with the axe and he managed to nail the firing pin

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Jen092 6

34...he would have had to hit the primer...firing pin is part of the gun

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janfleury 19

In the words a famous redneck......here's your sign.

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dansco 24

Oh this needs a follow up! Lots of FMLs don't but this one does.

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Born2Pizza 23

I hope he's okay! Hopefully he learned a lesson.

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imabat 14

Was he trying to chop the shells in half?

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NodakN8V 25

Because no good thing has ever come from "hold my salad and watch this" !!

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ncbb5 18

Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.

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vikky538 28

You should never say don't do anything stupid

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friday9733 11

That's just a reminder to be stupid. Source: Am stupid.

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renafire 16

Not gonna lie, it's a little sad/scary you have to remind your bf not to do anything stupid whenever you leave him to his own devices...glad you're both okay though.

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KamiyaHaine 18

Great that he's ok. Guys seriously get up to funny things once we aren't around. My fiancé couldn't sleep when I went on holiday without him, and he met up with friends. They went to bomb poop at a friend's recent ex's home. They really get up to mischief!

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BrandiLush 31

What exactly did he do? I feel like I need details! :) Nevermind, I read your other comment but can't delete this one.

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clemsi 20

Anything that starts out "Hey hold my beer" is going to be at an epic level of stupidity.

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Ianamis 6

We got a gay redneck everyone. This is a ******* unicorn of society.

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