By ncbb5 - 04/11/2015 18:57
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Hey, op here. I was supposed to spend the day with my boyfriend but I got called to work. I told him don't do anything stupid. We know how that turned out. Anyway he's fine now just whining like a baby.
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What exactly happened? I'm kinda curious. This whole situation sounds like a mess. Sorry your boyfriend's a dumbass OP.
Most likely he got trashed and hit a shotgun shell with an ax, causing it to go off which probably hit him, and that explains why he's in the ER.
Doubt it. A shotgun shell can't really go off unless it's in the chamber of a gun, otherwise only the primer will ignite. It's possible that the primer exploding caused some dirt or something to fly into his eye but unless the shell was chambered in a gun, I'm not sure how else it could have hurt him.
55 is right. Without a barrel, a shotgun shell (or any round) won't have enough compression to burn all the powder and the round won't have much power. My guess is the boyfriend hit the primer on the shell with the axe while his foot was in front of it.
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A genius?! Your boyfriend is not. Just be thankful that you were not hurt in the shenanigans. Drinking and sharp or potentially life-threatening items should not mix.
Job security for people in my line of work...
there has GOT to be a great story behind this
I'm guessing a ambulance ride too. Or did he ride shotgun?
kinda curious what happened at the same time I'm not sure I want to know lol
Soooo, what happened!?
He got drunk, hit a shell with the axe and because he's a dumb ass he freaked out when the shell popped and dropped the axe on his leg. At least that's what he told me. I believe it was probably alot more idiotic but I wasn't there.
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This is the most American FML I've ever read
"Hold my beer and watch this."