Health: Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing...

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

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Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 226

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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Party animal

By stupid friendless loser - 29/06/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML

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By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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footballfreak65 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

wow wat an idiot bf

mike3775 36

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly

Comments

ran_dom_user74 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:23

I believe that's divine intervention keeping you from doing something stupid. take a hint. ytdi

taytaybirdy 5

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:00

Thats why you don't sneak out! Follow the rules, sweetheart, follow the rules.

basketballforeve 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:03

dump him or make him pay!

Got_any_grapes1 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:10

What the bolony.

koreangirl92 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:28

ur boyfriends a dick and u shouldn't sneak out that way.

toughcookiee 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 9:48

I read this as my boyfriend sends me the text to go to his car cuz he's here. hahaha oh the irony...

RapeWhistle 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 15:18

Why would he move the latter because of getting a text ?

ThatBoyChinks 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 17:13

YDI for agreeing to sneak out.

awmy 2

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:11

ydi for tryn to sneak out n havin a bf thts so easily distracted

Brittany229 3

Sunday 29 May 2011 18:25

ha wow..he's retarded!

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